Visit the Ice Cliff a.k.a the Depressor
If you have at least one pull-up, you should try the Ice Cliff, also known as the Depressor. Suspended like a trapeze, this bar incorporates a thick, spinning outer sleeve that makes gripping and kipping nearly impossible. If you think you’ve got pull-ups, you may leave depressed. By the way, remember to have fun!
We just upgraded the bar today! Instead of one rotating sleeve, it now has two – one for each hand so that the alternating grip (overhand/underhand) position will also fail! Be sure to try the new Depressor v1.2, a.k.a. the Despairer.
steve you forgot to add “bwaha-ha-ha-ha” (aka the “evil laugh”) to the end of your post
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all i have to say is wah wah wah, the crying i was doing after TRYING to do a pull up and FAILING on the depressor, versions one and two.
boo hoo.
Okay, here’s a new challenge for you all. Take your best pull-up record and see if you can do half as much on the Despairer. If you can, see me for your prize.